Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Love Cocktails for Lovers

"LOVER WHISPERS"

A script in two lines.


Meet the Players:

LOVER #1: Beauty Boy Brunette in the hunt for Love



LOVER #2: Brunette Goddess in hopes to find Love



FADE IN:

INT: A dark lit bar in which Lover#1 and Lover#2 collide.

LOVER #1: I want to love you.

LOVER #2: Love me, Lover. I like your hair.

Not everybody has great hair but, let me dim the lights & show you a magnificent love world of love cocktails that might just script this scenario by tonight.


LOVE COCKTAIL #1

Bésame (Kiss Me)

Bésame, which translates to Kiss Me, is one of the best cocktails for any romantic occasion. An ultra-smooth tequila called Agavero is the key to getting your date to pucker up. Known in Mexico for centuries as a potent aphrodisiac, the essence of the Damiana flower is infused into the tequila which itself is made from 100% blue agave. Love potion mix by Collen Graham from About.com. If you want "Lover Whispers" to happen in your life, head to the bar tonight & just order it!

INGREDIENTS:

2 lime wedges
5-6 raspberries
1 1/2 oz Agavero
passion fruit juice
dash of Chambord

PREPARATION:

1.Muddle limes and raspberries in a highball glass.
2.Add Agavero.
3.Top off with passion fruit juice.
4.Add a splash of Chambord.
5.Pour this mix into a cocktail shaker with ice.
6.Shake well.
7.Strain back into the highball glass.


LOVE COCKTAIL #2


Amortentia


Even Harry Potter gets it on with his love magic. In the Harry Potter series, Amortentia is the strongest Love Potion in the world. In the first Potions Class in Year Six at Hogwarts, Professor Slughorn has four cauldrons full of potion, all of them clearly identified by Hermione Granger. They were Veritaserum, Polyjuice Potion, Felix Felicis, and Amortentia.
It can be recognized by its distinctive mother-of-pearl sheen, its steam rising in characteristic spirals and how it smells. It smells differently to everybody according to what attracts them. We are told how Harry Potter and Hermione Granger perceive the potion. Harry is reminded of treacle tart, a broomstick, and "something flowery he might have smelled at the Burrow", which the reader can infer by the end of the chapter to be somehow connected with Ginny Weasley (possibly a flower-scented perfume). To Hermione it smells like freshly mown grass, new parchment, and something else unspecified (possibly connected with Ron Weasley).


For Brunettes and Lovers alike, where does this info leave us? If anything its:


Brunette Confidential #4: All is fair in Love and War.


So, don't feel like you need to hide your computer screen at work when you venture to Bayou Voudoo Potions. Miss Fannie Bell, age 82 years, is working hard in the deep heart of Bayou Lafourche, Louisiana to pass down family recepies for those in need of a little help. Of course voudoo & love don't come cheap. But, for about forty bucks, you can get Velvet Man Trap, Silken Lady Trap, or a bit of Bedroom Bourdeaux. Better start believing!


LOVE COCKTAIL #3


Sexy Up your Hair


At least for this Brunette, hair is sexy. Sex up your hair with a haircut, blow-out, and some sparkle.Beware of the frauds and cons, Brunette Confidential Readers! Radiate your love energy!




Script the life you want!


More importantly, miss brunette wishes everyone a fabulous Happy Valentine's Day and luck in the game of love. And if any gets any action from Bedroom Bourdeaux-immediately contact me!

1 comment:

Brunette Writes said...

I think I found a reason to send out for some Bayou Voudoo Potions...Because, I think I want to kiss you, Nicene Rake!

Well, a brunette always loves a new seductive cocktail receipe but she loves a good comment even more....

Cheers & Thanks for reading!